Monday Movie Mama (via Tuesday)

Phillies Baseball X NFL

POWER RANKINGS (WK6)

formatting hell.s

INSTA-STANDINGS

SUNDOGS

1. Giffaroos (4-2) 701.7 pts

2. Gyp Band (4-2) 570.4 pts

3. WOPs (3-3) 621.2 pts

4. WhiteOut (3-3) 581.4 pts

5. Man Man (2-4) 496.4 pts

SANTINOS

1. Squassy (4-2) 598.5 pts

2. ConCon (4-2) 463.2 pts

3. BrewMa's (3-3) 611.5 pts

4. United (2-4) 598.4 pts

5. OBX (1-5) 575.x pts

Monday Morning Meh

So I dropped the Commissioner ball two weeks in a row when it comes to the preview. Ill just do what any smart franchise does when they start to slip. Distract you with MASCOTS!

MASCOTS BEATING UP ON KIDS



MASCOTS STREAKING




MASCOTS BEATING UP ON STREAKER

AWARDS (WK5)

Coach of the Week: Ed/Lehr

Chump of the Week: Con Con (Gerrard)
Hot Seat: Tom

Ethiopian of the Week: Tom (again)

Step Dad of the Week: Ulrich (BMs)

Blonde Bomber: Conner (by lying)

Oddities

Odd: Even though Ulrich's BMs are 40 pts above the Squa in the Sundogs Div. with 530.2 points, his PA against is 545.3. Thats higher than every team's PF with the only exception being the 1st place Giffaroos.

Not Odd: Ulrich plays himself this week so he might be routing for that to remain the case.

Odd: Both Tom's teams are in the basement & the SPoo is 1-4. But they have more points than 4 out of 9 other teams in the league. Unlucky. Odd.

Not Odd: Ulrich hasnt sent an email yet.

Odd: If the playoffs were today Conner would have to play himself in the first round.

Not Odd:  If the playoffs were today Tom would have to play with himself to have something to do during the playoffs.

Odd: Ed hasnt offended me in like 2 weeks.

Not Odd: Hell fix that within 48 hours Im sure.

Monday Manic Media

Crazy Play is Right



Bad FF Rapping

Finally a TV show about our kind (starts oct 29th)

doesnt really look good but still, awesome

Big Hits!

Monday Morning Mania

OUTSIDE THE LINES

To celebrate the Phils winning the NL East for the 3rd straight year lets celebrate the Love.

Smokings bad for you::

Bloody Subway Fight After Phillies Parade!!! - Watch more Funny Videos

OUTSIDE THE LIONS

Ok this one covers last week. Congrats Lions (nevermind they lost to the Bears this week)

This kinda worked::

RETRO GAMING MOMENT

Steelers iced it with a Reed FG tonight.

Looked something like this::

REALLY BAD RAP OF THE WEEK

Sorry. Its bad. They get worse::

AWARDS (WK 3)

Coach of the Week: Ulrich

Chump of the Week: Ed

Ethiopian of the Week: Tom

Step Dad of the Week: Dave (S'qua)

Blonde Bomber: Conner

POWER RANKINGS (WK 3)

1. Squatches

2. HPV

3. Giffaroos

4. Conner-fers

5. Gypsy Band

6. Serena Poopers

7. United

8. Brew Masters

9. ManGinas

10. WOPs

TRADE :: Schaub/Rice

Betwix Conner's Connerfers & Dave's Giffaroos

Conner received Matt Schaub (QB) for Ray Rice (RB)

with the following conditional draft implications:

if the Connerfers win the 2009 Championship the Giffaroos receive their 2nd pick in 2010 draft in exchange of 10th round pick of Roos.

ESC finish 2nd/Roos 10th.

ESC finish 3rd/Roos 10th.

ESC make playoffs, give 8th/Roos 10th.

POWER RANKINGS (WK 2)

1. Squatches

2. WhiteOut

3. Gypsy Band

4. Serena Poopers

5. United

6. Conner-fers

7. Manginas

8. Giffaroos

9. WOPs

10.  BMasters

AWARDS (WK 2)

Coach of the Week: Dave

Chump of The Week: Ed/Lehr

Hot Seat of the Week: Ulrich & Brent Celek (BFFs)

Step Father of the Week: Dave

I.O.W: Tom

S.T.E.A.B.W: Conner

Blonde Bomber of the Week: Ed

Instant Ranking (POST WK 2)

SUNDOGS
1. (1-1) WO 228.7

2. (1-1) GB 200.9

3. (1-1) MG 196.6

4. (1-1) Roo 183

5. (1-1) WOP 164

SANTINOS

1. (2-0) SS 243.9

2. (1-1) OBX 210.6

3. (1-1) PU 185.2

4. (1-1) Con 180.1

5. (0-2) BM 154.5

Monday Media Madness

In honor of the Giants beating the Cowboys by just a field goal - here are some historic kicks

LONGEST FGs IN NFL HISTORY
(WARNING: Includes John Elway & Mention of Yankee Championship)



(WARNING: includes bad editing)




WEIRDEST KICK IN RECENT HISTORY




EDUCATIONAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK
(free kick 101)

FANTASY FOOTBALL MUSIC VIDEO OF THE WEEK

VIDEO GAME MOMENT OF THE WEEK

POWER RANKINGS (WK 1)

Rank	Team		Total Points	Total Pts	Break Down
1	Manginas		40.00	131.00	9 - 0
2	Squatches		36.28	113.90	8 - 1
3	HPV		34.83	111.70	7 - 2
4	WOPS		31.04	101.40	5 - 4
5	United		29.06	95.70	4 - 5
6	Gypsy Band		27.53	103.90	6 - 3
7	Conner-fers		21.40	85.60	3 - 6
8	Serena Poopers		20.15	84.70	2 - 7
9	Giffaroos		18.45	80.80	1 - 8
10	Brew Masters		15.35	67.80	0 - 9

AWARDS (WK 1)

Coach of the Week: Lehr/Agnew

Chump of the Week: Conner

Ethiopian of the Week: Ulrich

Step Dad of the Week: Tom (Man-Gina's)

Italian of the Week: Tom

Shorter and Better Looking Than Ed Award of the Week: Lehr

Should have Start them: Ulrich (PHI D- 37 pts)

Should Have Sat Them: Dave (TB D- 0 pts)
Blonde Bomber: Dave

New Newsletter Schedule

 Monday  Monday Morning Media: Mmm Mmm Good (by Commish)
  selection of pictures/videos to start your week off right

 Tuesday  Weekend Re-Cap (by Conner)
  re-cap of the crazy weekend that was Cheers FF

 Wednesday  Awards Banquet (hosted by Big Bear)
  your favorite, Ed Agnew, lays out Coach of the Week,
  Blonde Bomber, & many more

 Thursday  Power Rankings Released (by Tom)
  Tom uses his crazy formula & gives us the League's weekly
   power rankings

 Friday  Weekend Preview (by Commish)
  I take a look at the week's upcoming match-ups & what it means in
  the quest for the Cup

*This week's schedule rolls out in a testing phase with me covering the Re-Cap for Concon, Ed starting up his magic on Weds, Tom releasing his 1st 2009 Power Ranking this weekend, & Friday I'll have a dooozy of a Preview heading into Week 2. Cheers!

TODAY!

Are you ready for some football?

Pre-Season Draft Rankings

T1.  S'quatchees (3.5)

T1. G Band (3.5)

3. WOP's (3.75)

4.  BrewMasters (4.5)

5. Conner-fers (5)

6. SPoopers (5.5)

7. Giffaroos (6.5)

8. WhiteOUT (6.75)

9. ManGinas (7.5)

10. PittUnited (8.5)

its on record

WEEK 1: Expansion

A long debated topic in the Cheers League, expansion has both its pros and cons. Please email opinions on the idea of expansion. These should include discussions on possible formats, team-ownership, number of teams, who, and how does expansion change the governing-bodies of the league. Reminder: in order for expansion to happen it would have to be unanimous among all of us here founding fathers.

I hope to conclude the discussion but Friday.

Much confusion on Ulrich's face

Much nuts on Tom's head

Much love to Ed.

Cheers Hall of ______ Nominations

In honor of Brett Farve's retirement I think we should create a Hall of (something) to award the fantasty players that touch our lives. I look at this collection not necessarily as a collection of the best player or the highest point-getters, more a list of memoriable players.

I would like to nominate the follow individuals for the first introduction class

Brett Farve :: dude's crazy
Micheal Vick :: top pick for first 2 years & always a dissapointment & a thug
Trent Green :: maybe he should be the mascot of our league?
Randy Moss :: traded more than a PennState freshman
Wisconsin Bagder :: turtleneckin'
McNabb & TO (together) :: greatest tandem ever

please submit votes via comment

A New Era

As the Cheers League Commissioner for the 2009 season, I would like to welcome you to the new online headquarter for all things Cheers. With trading scandals, misspelled engravings, and cupless ownership behind us, the League is ready to enter into a new era, a modern era. Look for forthcoming posts highlighting great moments of the past and even greater moments to come.

I would also like to take this opportunity to publicly congratulate this years champion, me.

Cheers,

Commish D. Frasier Gifford