Monday Movie Mama (via Tuesday)

Phillies Baseball X NFL

POWER RANKINGS (WK6)

formatting hell.s

INSTA-STANDINGS

SUNDOGS

1. Giffaroos (4-2) 701.7 pts

2. Gyp Band (4-2) 570.4 pts

3. WOPs (3-3) 621.2 pts

4. WhiteOut (3-3) 581.4 pts

5. Man Man (2-4) 496.4 pts

SANTINOS

1. Squassy (4-2) 598.5 pts

2. ConCon (4-2) 463.2 pts

3. BrewMa's (3-3) 611.5 pts

4. United (2-4) 598.4 pts

5. OBX (1-5) 575.x pts

Monday Morning Meh

So I dropped the Commissioner ball two weeks in a row when it comes to the preview. Ill just do what any smart franchise does when they start to slip. Distract you with MASCOTS!

MASCOTS BEATING UP ON KIDS



MASCOTS STREAKING




MASCOTS BEATING UP ON STREAKER

AWARDS (WK5)

Coach of the Week: Ed/Lehr

Chump of the Week: Con Con (Gerrard)
Hot Seat: Tom

Ethiopian of the Week: Tom (again)

Step Dad of the Week: Ulrich (BMs)

Blonde Bomber: Conner (by lying)

Oddities

Odd: Even though Ulrich's BMs are 40 pts above the Squa in the Sundogs Div. with 530.2 points, his PA against is 545.3. Thats higher than every team's PF with the only exception being the 1st place Giffaroos.

Not Odd: Ulrich plays himself this week so he might be routing for that to remain the case.

Odd: Both Tom's teams are in the basement & the SPoo is 1-4. But they have more points than 4 out of 9 other teams in the league. Unlucky. Odd.

Not Odd: Ulrich hasnt sent an email yet.

Odd: If the playoffs were today Conner would have to play himself in the first round.

Not Odd:  If the playoffs were today Tom would have to play with himself to have something to do during the playoffs.

Odd: Ed hasnt offended me in like 2 weeks.

Not Odd: Hell fix that within 48 hours Im sure.

Monday Manic Media

Crazy Play is Right



Bad FF Rapping

Finally a TV show about our kind (starts oct 29th)

doesnt really look good but still, awesome

Big Hits!

Monday Morning Mania

OUTSIDE THE LINES

To celebrate the Phils winning the NL East for the 3rd straight year lets celebrate the Love.

Smokings bad for you::

Bloody Subway Fight After Phillies Parade!!! - Watch more Funny Videos

OUTSIDE THE LIONS

Ok this one covers last week. Congrats Lions (nevermind they lost to the Bears this week)

This kinda worked::

RETRO GAMING MOMENT

Steelers iced it with a Reed FG tonight.

Looked something like this::

REALLY BAD RAP OF THE WEEK

Sorry. Its bad. They get worse::

AWARDS (WK 3)

Coach of the Week: Ulrich

Chump of the Week: Ed

Ethiopian of the Week: Tom

Step Dad of the Week: Dave (S'qua)

Blonde Bomber: Conner

POWER RANKINGS (WK 3)

1. Squatches

2. HPV

3. Giffaroos

4. Conner-fers

5. Gypsy Band

6. Serena Poopers

7. United

8. Brew Masters

9. ManGinas

10. WOPs

TRADE :: Schaub/Rice

Betwix Conner's Connerfers & Dave's Giffaroos

Conner received Matt Schaub (QB) for Ray Rice (RB)

with the following conditional draft implications:

if the Connerfers win the 2009 Championship the Giffaroos receive their 2nd pick in 2010 draft in exchange of 10th round pick of Roos.

ESC finish 2nd/Roos 10th.

ESC finish 3rd/Roos 10th.

ESC make playoffs, give 8th/Roos 10th.